America's Most Loathsome

A little late for a year-end list, but this one's so good it gets a pass. From BEAST: the 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005. It covers everyone, from politics (more right than left, 'natch, but after all, they're worse) to pop culture. Well illustrated, too...Dig that Pat Robertson!

Still, while it's funny as all hell, the Hillary Clinton entry drives home the sad fact that the Repiglicans are probably gonna win the next election...as great as having Hillary elected would be strictly from a revenge standpoint (I imagine 10% of Republicans would expire immedeately, their hearts exploding with rage right in front of the TV as the returns come in), it's never gonna happen. But we'll probably hitch our wagon to her anyhow. And now that Canadians have proven they're as fucked up as Americans are, I don't know where I'm gonna go when Rick Santorum is elected president!

Whatever. Chances are humanity will be wiped out by some environmental cataclysm or another in the next hundred years anyhow, so I'll just keep drawing titties and try not to worry too much about it.

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