Tomboy

A letter writer in this week's Savage Love describes her problem thusly:

I’m a high-school girl with big problems. All my life I’ve worn boy clothes and had male friends, mainly because I’m into “male” things like video games and geek stuff. As high school approached, Mother Nature flipped me off with DD breasts and hips that would make Shakira jealous.

I tells ya, sometimes these spots almost draw themselves.