I Didn't Know He Was Going to be So Pale!

For Father's Day, my wife bought us a pair of tickets to the Jim Gaffigan show happening tonight here in Richmond. I wanted to post something having to do with paleness in honor for the great Mr. Gaffigan, but in searching through my archives, I couldn't find much of anything. This Virginia Living illo of an old-timey gent jumping into an empty YMCA pool, from back in the day when members swam naked, will have to do.