I just don't understand the public's rabid fervor over the life of a woman whose only claim to fame was managing to parlay a huge set of jugs into millions of dollars. Maybe it's the fact that she did it despite being, if a mountain of video evidence is to be believed, severely retarded. But hell, there's lots about the public I don't understand.
That said, here's my only comment on the whole disgusting Anna Nicole Smith debacle, from this week's Savage Love: A guy writes in to inquire whether or not it's okay to still whack off to Anna's Playboy pictures, even though she's deceased. Short answer: No.