5.31.2009
Stoogery
I don't believe I've posted this before...I always meant to, but don't recall ever getting around to it. It's goofy, but I dig it...it was for the Las Vegas Weekly for a story detailing all the stereotypical yet realistic characters one sees on a visit to the city, reimagined as the Three Stooges. There's the Buffet Scout, seldom seen without a big styrofoam plate full of food; Uncle Vegas, a scholarly type always dropping facts about the city's history; and the Bouncer Wangler, keeping everyone "secure".
5.30.2009
Stanley Cup and Cheesecake 2009 - Finals Edition
Here we are again. Penguins vs. Red Wings, round two. Boy, when I think back about how confident I was at the start of last year's finals, it's almost embarrassing. This year, I'm confident again, but in a much more measured, cautious and realistic way. Much as it goes with the teams involved themselves, you gotta learn to lose before you can learn to win. Suffice to say, this series will be analyzed and broken down by people much more qualified and knowledgeable than me, so I'll stick with what I do best: Gut reactions and homeresque logic. I think the Pens have learned all there is to know about losing, and that they're now poised to learn a thing or two about winning. Hell yes I believe.
Pittsburgh Penguins in six.
Pittsburgh Penguins in six.
Obsessed
My most recent strip over at Richmond Magazine tells the story of my rabid obsession with the Penguins. None of this will come as a shock to the readers of this blog, however!
5.29.2009
All Quiet
It's been pretty quiet on the blog lately, which sure as hell doesn't reflect what's been going on with my workload! Unfortunately, all my time recently has been spent working up designs and concept art for clients that may never see the light of day, and on commissions that I can't post and spoil before they're given as gifts. Curses!
I'm working on my Stanley Cup Finals preview and will post it tomorrow morning, but for now here are a couple of recent Savage Love illos, which are still running in Philly and Detroit.
I'm working on my Stanley Cup Finals preview and will post it tomorrow morning, but for now here are a couple of recent Savage Love illos, which are still running in Philly and Detroit.
5.18.2009
Eastern Conference Finals 2009
(4) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (6) Carolina Hurricanes
So many little subplots in this one. The brothers Staal going at it with a trip to the finals at stake. Bill Cowher turning his back on his old home team and embracing the Hurricanes. But little actual hate. In fact, having spent years in living North Carolina, the Canes are one of those teams I generally root for when the Penguins aren't involved. Hell, I even created the banner for David Lee's Red and Black Hockey blog back before he migrated to Kukla's Korner. That said, I expect the warm fuzzy feelings to dissipate pretty quickly once the teams take the ice (and I already find another of their bloggers supremely annoying).
Both teams play a similar style and create a lot of offense, although I'd give a decided edge to the Pens skill players and their ability to score consistently. I think this series comes down to Cam Ward. If he can take over games the way he's capable and steal one, the Penguins may be in trouble. But if Evgeni Malkin can get on a hot streak and start scoring goals the way he's capable, look out.
My pal and Canes fan Davis made a trek down to Raleigh back in early April for the final regular season game between these teams, and although the Pens lost 3-2 in overtime, it was easily one of the most entertaining games I've ever been to. If there's a game six, we plan to make the trek again...so it'd be absolutely insane for me to predict anything besides Penguins in six.
So many little subplots in this one. The brothers Staal going at it with a trip to the finals at stake. Bill Cowher turning his back on his old home team and embracing the Hurricanes. But little actual hate. In fact, having spent years in living North Carolina, the Canes are one of those teams I generally root for when the Penguins aren't involved. Hell, I even created the banner for David Lee's Red and Black Hockey blog back before he migrated to Kukla's Korner. That said, I expect the warm fuzzy feelings to dissipate pretty quickly once the teams take the ice (and I already find another of their bloggers supremely annoying).
Both teams play a similar style and create a lot of offense, although I'd give a decided edge to the Pens skill players and their ability to score consistently. I think this series comes down to Cam Ward. If he can take over games the way he's capable and steal one, the Penguins may be in trouble. But if Evgeni Malkin can get on a hot streak and start scoring goals the way he's capable, look out.
My pal and Canes fan Davis made a trek down to Raleigh back in early April for the final regular season game between these teams, and although the Pens lost 3-2 in overtime, it was easily one of the most entertaining games I've ever been to. If there's a game six, we plan to make the trek again...so it'd be absolutely insane for me to predict anything besides Penguins in six.
5.17.2009
Western Conference Finals 2009
(2) Detroit Red Wings vs. (4) Chicago Blackhawks
I case I haven't mentioned it before, I hate the Detroit Red Wings. In every round thus far, I've wanted to pick against 'em (especially in the semis against the Ducks, who I really had a feeling might take 'em...and came close, taking them to seven games), but haven't quite had the guts to do so. This, however, is where that changes.
I might be going with my heart over my head here, but I'm picking Chicago, and here's why: While the prevailing feeling seems to be that, similar to what happened to last year's Penguins team, the Blackhawks are young and lack the experience of their opponent, and will be on the mat facing an eight-count before they know what hit them. The problem with that theory is that these Blackhawks have already played the Red Wings six times this season, winning two and losing four, with two of the losses coming via shootout. They're familiar, and they know what to expect.
Also, the Red Wings, despite the addition of gutless cockwallet Marian Hossa, seem a little less dominant than they did last year, and all of their already old-ass lineup is even older. I think they're ripe for the picking. Blackhawks in seven.
I case I haven't mentioned it before, I hate the Detroit Red Wings. In every round thus far, I've wanted to pick against 'em (especially in the semis against the Ducks, who I really had a feeling might take 'em...and came close, taking them to seven games), but haven't quite had the guts to do so. This, however, is where that changes.
I might be going with my heart over my head here, but I'm picking Chicago, and here's why: While the prevailing feeling seems to be that, similar to what happened to last year's Penguins team, the Blackhawks are young and lack the experience of their opponent, and will be on the mat facing an eight-count before they know what hit them. The problem with that theory is that these Blackhawks have already played the Red Wings six times this season, winning two and losing four, with two of the losses coming via shootout. They're familiar, and they know what to expect.
Also, the Red Wings, despite the addition of gutless cockwallet Marian Hossa, seem a little less dominant than they did last year, and all of their already old-ass lineup is even older. I think they're ripe for the picking. Blackhawks in seven.
Expert Endorsement
My pal Richard clued me in this morning that none other than renowned expert John "P.C." Hodgman is using the illustration I did of him for The Stranger as the avatar on his Twitter account! I've been resisting signing up for Twitter 'cause I find the whole thing kinda silly...but this might be the final straw that breaks this obstinate camel's back.
A note about the art...I was assigned this piece way back in 2005, right after I first saw him on The Daily Show and before the P.C./Mac commercials first debuted. Soon after, I purchased his book, The Areas of My Expertise, which provided giggles aplenty. I like to think I'd do a little better job if I did it now, but I am particularly fond of the "Ol' Hobo" label on the can of beans!
A note about the art...I was assigned this piece way back in 2005, right after I first saw him on The Daily Show and before the P.C./Mac commercials first debuted. Soon after, I purchased his book, The Areas of My Expertise, which provided giggles aplenty. I like to think I'd do a little better job if I did it now, but I am particularly fond of the "Ol' Hobo" label on the can of beans!
5.13.2009
Some Details
Atom-Bomb Bikini: The Lurid Art of Robert Ullman
64 pages, 6"x 6" hardcover, full-color throughout
Ordering info, including a special pre-order edition, coming SOON ('cause I gotta pay to print this bastard!)
5.10.2009
5.05.2009
4.28.2009
Stanley Cup and Cheesecake 2009 - Semifinals Edition
Wow. Sorry for the long delay, folks. I was on the road last week, visiting my parents in Ohio with my almost-two-year-old daughter. Since the second round matchups weren't yet set until Tuesday night (the day I left), and 'cause my parents idea of cutting-edge technology is a digital watch (not to mention trying to keep up with the aforementioned daughter without her mom around to help!), I had zero chance to with art or picks for round two! My sincere apologies. I'll come correct next time around, no matter who moves on.
Anyway, we're a few games in already, but here goes:
(1) Boston Bruins vs. (6) Carolina Hurricanes
Boston was hardly tested in their sweep of Montreal, whereas Carolina needed a couple miracles to advance past the Jersey Devils in round one. Will the long layoff lead to a hangover for the Bruins, or will they continue to roll? Sadly, I fear they will. It's been entertaining to see how many of the Boston teams have suffered misfortune, coming close to ultimate victory before enduring bitter defeat, since Prince of Darkness Bill Belichek got nailed for cheating in mid-2007 (the notable exception being last year's Celtics... then again, look what happened to this year's team.) I think a great letdown is in store for the Bruins as well, but not in this round. Sorry, Davis. Bruins in five.
(2) Washington Capitals vs. (4) Pittsburgh Penguins
Historically, the Penguins have owned the Capitals in the playoffs. Of seven meetings, Pittsburgh has won six, even after losing the first game of the series in five of those times. I fondly remember the last time, in 2001...the Penguins finished Washington off for good in overtime of game six, and on the Capitals post-game wrap up show on HTS network, the disbelief, frustration and bewilderment of losing again was evident on the faces of the studio staff. There was a lot of silence, head shaking...host Al Koken could hardly find words...it seemed like all they wanted to say was "Fuck. Just...fuck. Really? Again? Fuck. See you next season." It was glorious. When it happens again sometime early next week, I'm gonna DVR it. Penguins in six.
(2) Detroit Red Wings vs. (8) Anaheim Ducks
It seems like an odd proposition, but I think the Ducks might actually have a good shot at taking out the Red Wings. They play physical, almost dirty hockey...they're riding high after knocking off the President's Trophy-winning Sharks relatively easily (BTW, I'm gonna set my account up to shoot me an email early next April that says "DON"T PICK THE FUCKING SHARKS!"). C'mon, Anaheim, the playoffs are so much more interesting with Detroit out of it. Prove me wrong and get it done. I'll even draw your shitty non-uniforms in the next round. Red Wangs in six.
(3) Vancouver Canucks vs. (4) Chicago Blackhawks
In the past few seasons, young teams who've had a ton of success in the regular season (2007 Pengiuns, 2008 Capitals) have had a hard time carrying that success into the playoffs against more experienced teams. The Blackhawks, though, seem to have bucked that trend, defeating a tough Calgary team in a series that was a bit closer than the 4-2 final tally would indicate. And boy, can they score. Things went a bit closer to script for the Canucks, who took out the upstart Blues pretty easily. If the Hawks can get a split in the first two games in Vancouver (update: they did), I think they'll be able to withstand the 'Nucks the rest of the way and advance to the Western Conference finals. Blackhawks in seven.
Anyway, we're a few games in already, but here goes:
(1) Boston Bruins vs. (6) Carolina Hurricanes
Boston was hardly tested in their sweep of Montreal, whereas Carolina needed a couple miracles to advance past the Jersey Devils in round one. Will the long layoff lead to a hangover for the Bruins, or will they continue to roll? Sadly, I fear they will. It's been entertaining to see how many of the Boston teams have suffered misfortune, coming close to ultimate victory before enduring bitter defeat, since Prince of Darkness Bill Belichek got nailed for cheating in mid-2007 (the notable exception being last year's Celtics... then again, look what happened to this year's team.) I think a great letdown is in store for the Bruins as well, but not in this round. Sorry, Davis. Bruins in five.
(2) Washington Capitals vs. (4) Pittsburgh Penguins
Historically, the Penguins have owned the Capitals in the playoffs. Of seven meetings, Pittsburgh has won six, even after losing the first game of the series in five of those times. I fondly remember the last time, in 2001...the Penguins finished Washington off for good in overtime of game six, and on the Capitals post-game wrap up show on HTS network, the disbelief, frustration and bewilderment of losing again was evident on the faces of the studio staff. There was a lot of silence, head shaking...host Al Koken could hardly find words...it seemed like all they wanted to say was "Fuck. Just...fuck. Really? Again? Fuck. See you next season." It was glorious. When it happens again sometime early next week, I'm gonna DVR it. Penguins in six.
(2) Detroit Red Wings vs. (8) Anaheim Ducks
It seems like an odd proposition, but I think the Ducks might actually have a good shot at taking out the Red Wings. They play physical, almost dirty hockey...they're riding high after knocking off the President's Trophy-winning Sharks relatively easily (BTW, I'm gonna set my account up to shoot me an email early next April that says "DON"T PICK THE FUCKING SHARKS!"). C'mon, Anaheim, the playoffs are so much more interesting with Detroit out of it. Prove me wrong and get it done. I'll even draw your shitty non-uniforms in the next round. Red Wangs in six.
(3) Vancouver Canucks vs. (4) Chicago Blackhawks
In the past few seasons, young teams who've had a ton of success in the regular season (2007 Pengiuns, 2008 Capitals) have had a hard time carrying that success into the playoffs against more experienced teams. The Blackhawks, though, seem to have bucked that trend, defeating a tough Calgary team in a series that was a bit closer than the 4-2 final tally would indicate. And boy, can they score. Things went a bit closer to script for the Canucks, who took out the upstart Blues pretty easily. If the Hawks can get a split in the first two games in Vancouver (update: they did), I think they'll be able to withstand the 'Nucks the rest of the way and advance to the Western Conference finals. Blackhawks in seven.
Eighty-Seven
The matchups aren't all quite set, but there's little doubt who I'll be picking in round two in the east, be it Bruins, Caps or Hurricanes! As I'll be on the road for the next few days, I'll post my picks for the semifinal round tomorrow, but the art will have to wait until the weekend (which means no one will care).
About the image: This is actually a portrait of my own lovely wife, created (at least in part) as the answer to her oft-asked question "When are you gonna draw me in a sports jersey?". She also specifically requested that it be a Sidney Crosby #87 Penguins jersey, though she now has no memory of ever having done so.
About the image: This is actually a portrait of my own lovely wife, created (at least in part) as the answer to her oft-asked question "When are you gonna draw me in a sports jersey?". She also specifically requested that it be a Sidney Crosby #87 Penguins jersey, though she now has no memory of ever having done so.
4.22.2009
Bonus Hockey
For awhile there, it looked like this pinup I did for a (very patient!) fella who moved to the Bay Area from Minnesota would be a first-round playoff matchup. Alas, it was not to be!
4.15.2009
Stanley Cup and Cheesecake Part II
Here's what's gonna happen in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs...thanks to the NHL Network, a couple weeks worth of free Center Ice previews, and teams like the Blackhawks and Blue Jackets being in the mix instead of the boring old Stars, Avs and Oilers, I've actually watched a good amount of Western Conference games this season!
(1) San Jose Sharks vs. (8) Anaheim Ducks
The Sharks enter the playoffs as the best team in the regular season, primed for another long playoff run. Seems like we've heard all this before, only to see San Jose collapse early on. This looks like the year they finally turn it around and make it to the finals. 'Course, I said the same thing last year. And the year before that. Sharks in five.
(2) Detroit Red Wings vs. (7) Columbus Blue Jackets
My hatred for the Red Wings has not lessened one bit since they won the Stanley Cup at Mellon Arena last June. If anything, it has increased. They're the one team I can't watch, as they fill my heart with too much hate. The thought of Marian Hossa touching the Stanley Cup makes me vomit in my mouth.
On the other hand, here are the Columbus Blue Jackets. Hailing from my home state of Ohio, I've wanted to love them...but it's been hard to muster much enthusiasm for the Jackets during their first decade, as they've generally been mediocre to terrible. But here they are, in their first playoffs, facing a very familiar foe with whom they faced with pluck and valor all season. Could a first round upset be in the cards? I want to think so, but common sense prevails. I've never made a prediction that I more wanted to be wrong. Red Wings in five.
(3) Vancouver Canucks vs. (6) St. Louis Blues
The Blues are a pretty amazing story, having moved from 15th to 6th place in the Western Conference since mid-January. The Canucks lured Mats Sundin out of semi-retirement solely for moments such as this. That said, I'll be surprised if I watch even one period of this series. Canucks in seven, 'cause I feel like I need to pick at least one Canadian team!
(4) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (5) Calgary Flames
As thrilled as I am to see Chicago back in the postseason, this is the one I've been going back and forth on the most. It seems like the Blackhawks' series to win; the Flames are tanking a bit, and Chicago is surging. Still, there's this nagging feeling that Calgary is going to play up to its potential and steal this one.
One thing's for sure: you couldn't hope for a better looking series, as these teams have two of the sharpest sets of duds in the NHL.Blackhawks in seven.
(1) San Jose Sharks vs. (8) Anaheim Ducks
The Sharks enter the playoffs as the best team in the regular season, primed for another long playoff run. Seems like we've heard all this before, only to see San Jose collapse early on. This looks like the year they finally turn it around and make it to the finals. 'Course, I said the same thing last year. And the year before that. Sharks in five.
(2) Detroit Red Wings vs. (7) Columbus Blue Jackets
My hatred for the Red Wings has not lessened one bit since they won the Stanley Cup at Mellon Arena last June. If anything, it has increased. They're the one team I can't watch, as they fill my heart with too much hate. The thought of Marian Hossa touching the Stanley Cup makes me vomit in my mouth.
On the other hand, here are the Columbus Blue Jackets. Hailing from my home state of Ohio, I've wanted to love them...but it's been hard to muster much enthusiasm for the Jackets during their first decade, as they've generally been mediocre to terrible. But here they are, in their first playoffs, facing a very familiar foe with whom they faced with pluck and valor all season. Could a first round upset be in the cards? I want to think so, but common sense prevails. I've never made a prediction that I more wanted to be wrong. Red Wings in five.
(3) Vancouver Canucks vs. (6) St. Louis Blues
The Blues are a pretty amazing story, having moved from 15th to 6th place in the Western Conference since mid-January. The Canucks lured Mats Sundin out of semi-retirement solely for moments such as this. That said, I'll be surprised if I watch even one period of this series. Canucks in seven, 'cause I feel like I need to pick at least one Canadian team!
(4) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (5) Calgary Flames
As thrilled as I am to see Chicago back in the postseason, this is the one I've been going back and forth on the most. It seems like the Blackhawks' series to win; the Flames are tanking a bit, and Chicago is surging. Still, there's this nagging feeling that Calgary is going to play up to its potential and steal this one.
One thing's for sure: you couldn't hope for a better looking series, as these teams have two of the sharpest sets of duds in the NHL.Blackhawks in seven.
4.14.2009
Rinktology
By the way, anyone who'd like to play along in this picking-the-playoffs business (and in the process donate a little scratch to a worthy cause) can fill out a bracket over on the PensBlog's Rinktology site. They're collecting for the Mario Lemieux Foundation and are giving away some super-swell prizes for the top finishers! As Pensblog Charlie would say...Do it.
Stanley Cup and Cheesecake 2009
It's that time of year again! The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin tomorrow, so here are the official Atom-Bomb Bikini prognostications. I'll cover the Western Conference Wednesday (hopefully before the first puck drops!), and here's the picks for the East!
(1) Boston Bruins vs. (8) Montreal Canadiens
The Bruins and Habs come into this year's playoffs as mirror images of themselves from last year, with Boston dominating the Eastern Conference most of the year and Montreal scraping at the end to try to stay in the mix. The Bruins made it interesting against the Canadiens in 2008, something this fatigued and banged up Centennial Edition of Les Bleu, Blanc et Rouge will be hard-pressed to emulate. Bruins in five.
(2) Washington Capitals vs. (7) New York Rangers
I don't like the Capitals. I don't really much care for Alex Ovechkin. The broadcast team for Washington's games are a couple of grating, virtually unlistenable blowhards. And with the exception of a couple of my really good friends (great fans who realize the team was there before 2006), their fanbase is entirely composed of the kind of douchebags who would spend $190 on a personalized jersey with "Crosby Sucks" on the nameplate. That said, I really hope they can overcome their suspect goaltending, beat the Rangers and give all those Caps fans what they think they want, a second round matchup with Pittsburgh. Any way you look at it, it would be an exciting series...and the idea of beating them in the playoffs again is almost too delicious to contemplate. Capitals in six.
(3) New Jersey Devils vs. (6) Carolina Hurricanes
This will be something like the millionth straight trip to the playoffs (actually the 12th) for the Devils. For Carolina, it's the first time back since they won the Stanley Cup in 2005-2006, thanks to a couple late-season flops the past two years. They're familiar playoff foes, having met three previous times in the last ten years. The Devils are always dangerous with Martin Brodeur in goal...dude can steal a series... but the Canes are the hotter team, having won a dozen games in a row at home. I was there two weeks ago for a Saturday night Canes/Pens match, and that building rocks...Canes fans are INTO it. Still can't figure out why they show that video of Ted Danson every time they score, though. Hurricanes in seven.
(4) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (5) Philadelphia Flyers
The Flyers gave up a third period lead in the last game of the season and lost, enabling the Penguins to vault ahead of them in the standing and secure the fourth spot in the conference and home-ice advantage. I'm not sure how much it'll matter...I was actually kind of looking forward to the Pens splitting the first two games in Philly before heading home for games 3 and 4. But Pittsburgh has been great at home lately, and there's no reason to think that won't continue against a hated rival who knows they let one get away. Penguins in six.
(1) Boston Bruins vs. (8) Montreal Canadiens
The Bruins and Habs come into this year's playoffs as mirror images of themselves from last year, with Boston dominating the Eastern Conference most of the year and Montreal scraping at the end to try to stay in the mix. The Bruins made it interesting against the Canadiens in 2008, something this fatigued and banged up Centennial Edition of Les Bleu, Blanc et Rouge will be hard-pressed to emulate. Bruins in five.
(2) Washington Capitals vs. (7) New York Rangers
I don't like the Capitals. I don't really much care for Alex Ovechkin. The broadcast team for Washington's games are a couple of grating, virtually unlistenable blowhards. And with the exception of a couple of my really good friends (great fans who realize the team was there before 2006), their fanbase is entirely composed of the kind of douchebags who would spend $190 on a personalized jersey with "Crosby Sucks" on the nameplate. That said, I really hope they can overcome their suspect goaltending, beat the Rangers and give all those Caps fans what they think they want, a second round matchup with Pittsburgh. Any way you look at it, it would be an exciting series...and the idea of beating them in the playoffs again is almost too delicious to contemplate. Capitals in six.
(3) New Jersey Devils vs. (6) Carolina Hurricanes
This will be something like the millionth straight trip to the playoffs (actually the 12th) for the Devils. For Carolina, it's the first time back since they won the Stanley Cup in 2005-2006, thanks to a couple late-season flops the past two years. They're familiar playoff foes, having met three previous times in the last ten years. The Devils are always dangerous with Martin Brodeur in goal...dude can steal a series... but the Canes are the hotter team, having won a dozen games in a row at home. I was there two weeks ago for a Saturday night Canes/Pens match, and that building rocks...Canes fans are INTO it. Still can't figure out why they show that video of Ted Danson every time they score, though. Hurricanes in seven.
(4) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (5) Philadelphia Flyers
The Flyers gave up a third period lead in the last game of the season and lost, enabling the Penguins to vault ahead of them in the standing and secure the fourth spot in the conference and home-ice advantage. I'm not sure how much it'll matter...I was actually kind of looking forward to the Pens splitting the first two games in Philly before heading home for games 3 and 4. But Pittsburgh has been great at home lately, and there's no reason to think that won't continue against a hated rival who knows they let one get away. Penguins in six.
4.11.2009
The Theater of the Future!
Holographic picture? Check. Floating recliner and ottoman? Of course. Tentacle arms that feed you your popcorn? Why the hell not?
From Las Vegas Weekly:
From Las Vegas Weekly:
4.02.2009
4.01.2009
Confederates in the Bleach Aisle
This image was used for the cover of a recent issue of C-Ville Weekly, for a story about big retail encroaching on protected historical areas...in this case, a Civil War battleground. The big blue area at the top was obscured by the title in the printed version, but it looks a little funny here.
3.31.2009
Ding-Dong
This is from a story in The Stranger last fall, about how those Mormon kids come to your door and want to talk to you about their beliefs. Not passing judgement here, but I gotta say I've never met even one single person who enjoys having religious prostelitizers come to their door.
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